My house has locks, today I figured out if you lock the door, and then you close it. You can’t reopen it. SO guess who’s going to have a issue opening their office door tomorrow. :) 

I love turning on all the lights downstairs, and leaving them on that way my parents can’t get to sleep, it annoys them. 

I love pounding on my sister’s door, and then when my mom comes out I say Rachel trapped my kitty in there, and he wants to get out. NO way she can blame me for making the sound. 

I use to scream for 20 minutes, and I would take a 2 minute break and then start yelling for 2 hrs on end. 

I use to swtich the lights on and off continuously to annoy my parents

I woudl go downstairs and switch on the garbage disposal 

I’ll private call my house number at 2 AM when I”m still up and hang up right before they could ansewr it right when they drift off to sleep..

I use to go downstairs at 1 AM and pretend to get a snack, and make as much sound as I could in the kitchen

Many ways to get your parents pissed

yeah that was me in biology today.

We learned that in order for the sperm to live, they need to have a base so the acidity wont’ get to them.

So I asked my TABLE GROUP If a man ejaculated and peed on the girl, would the pee be acidic enough to kill the sperm.

They laughed, and decided to tell the entire fucking class.

I thought it would be a valid birth control option.